Mini Tricorn

So, when I got invited to another pirate party I was immediately haunted by the ghosts of pirate costumes past. Strange and terrifying ghosts they were, terrible to behold. Never again I swore, never again would I try to be a 'realistic' pirate only to find myself appallingly uncomfortable and unattractive to boot. This time I would be the cutest pirate you ever did see, this time I would be a pin-up pirate. I needed just one thing. Just one perfect accessory. The smallest tricorn hat evah!

( Arrr!! *bats eyelashes* )